It’s that time again! I’m caught up on school work and have found time to make a quick and fun post!
Twenty Things I Believe In …
- People shouldn’t smoke around kids
- Assholes should slow down in school zones
- Women should never fake orgasms
- A Lie is a Lie is a Lie …
- Texting while driving is moronic
- It’s never too early for beer
- Erotica books are a basic survival tool for relationships
- Divorces suck no matter the amount of civility
- Naps rock
- Gilligan was right …
- One friend rocks .. Two friends are iffy .. Three friends you’re screwed
- Never discuss religion or politics at the dinner table
- Pizza is the most important food group .. coupled with ranch of course
- Smiling at a stranger changes someone’s day
- Always smile and say thank you when a man calls you beautiful
- Laundry day is a way to find money
- Telemarketers are evil
- Cheerleader moms are … *cringe*
- Winning is important … But not as important as fun and friendship
- An orgasm a day keeps the twitch away!
Wear pretty panties! Feel sexy! Have a great day!