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Twenty Tilly Tidbits!

Hello there my lovelies ..

It’s that time again!  I’m caught up on school work and have found time to make a quick and fun post!

Twenty Things I Believe In …

  1. People shouldn’t smoke around kids
  2. Assholes should slow down in school zones
  3. Women should never fake orgasms
  4. A Lie is a Lie is a Lie …
  5. Texting while driving is moronic
  6. It’s never too early for beer
  7. Erotica books are a basic survival tool for relationships
  8. Divorces suck no matter the amount of civility
  9. Naps rock
  10. Gilligan was right …
  11. One friend rocks .. Two friends are iffy .. Three friends you’re screwed
  12. Never discuss religion or politics at the dinner table
  13. Pizza is the most important food group .. coupled with ranch of course
  14. Smiling at a stranger changes someone’s day
  15. Always smile and say thank you when a man calls you beautiful
  16. Laundry day is a way to find money
  17. Telemarketers are evil
  18. Cheerleader moms are … *cringe*
  19. Winning is important … But not as important as fun and friendship
  20. An orgasm a day keeps the twitch away!

Wear pretty panties! Feel sexy! Have a great day!

20 Movie Bits About Me …

  1. Saw is too scary for me .. When he began to saw off his foot .. I about had a heartattack .. covering my eyes and saying .. omfg don’t do it1
  2. The piano scene in House of Wax freaked  me out .. eyes looking .. skin being peeled off ..
  3. Jumping Jack Flash is by far the most awesome comedy of all time .. “What do you think I’m doing down there .. giving blowjobs to goldfish?”
  4. I stayed up late to watch the 10 Commandments with my father when we lived in Houston .. Fantastic movie
  5. The off planet skull scene in SuperGirl scared me .. Chzy movie otherwise but hey .. it was a girl superhero .. rock on!
  6. The Whole Nine Yards is the second most hilarious movie ever .. I don’t have a favorite scene .. although the running into the glass door was awesome .. followed by ..
  7. Emperor’s New Groove … “Hey I’m a llama again .. oh”
  8. Gladiator .. “What we do in life .. echoes in eternity ..”
  9. The original Nightmare on Elm Street gave me traumatic nightmares when I heard the sounds from my bedroom while my parents watched it hehe .. The scene in class where she has a nightmare and wakes up freaking out screaming .. loved it
  10. Made in America (Can you tell that I love Whoopie Goldberg?) .. The elephant scene made me cry I laughed so hard
  11. the Matrix .. “i’d have told him to shove that red pill right up his ass ..”
  12. Somewhere in Time .. romance at its most devastating
  13. Interview With a Vampire .. The best vampire movie of all time .. Twilight doesn’t come close to Rice’s brilliance .. and the nothing compares to sexy Tome Cruise and Brad Pitt and Antonio banderas
  14. Silence of the Lambs .. AWESOME!!!! .. “it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again ..”
  15. Legend .. a brilliant and extremely amazing classic .. my favorite scene is when she dances with her shadow
  16. Harry Potter .. I love these books and have quite a first edition collection .. as well as some from overseas .. Love these movies .. even if he wanted to .. what was it? have sex with a horse?
  17. The Raven .. a movie about Poe, his stories .. and a psycho rockin awesome serial killer inspired by the gruesome murders from the tales
  18. Men in Black .. the first one .. my favorite scene is a toss up between the bouncing destructive ball inside the building and his delivering of squid birth as he was pounded into the car .. “kiss my ass, k”
  19. Shawshank Redemption .. enough said.
  20. The Grudge .. I don’t know what it was about this movie or that funky ass kid .. but this movie terrified me .. had nightmares for weeks and will now not watch a scary movie by myself!

I’m sitting here picturing my DVD collection .. quotes might be wrong .. but you get the idea ..

Twenty Tidbits of This and That …

Waiting for final grade from comp professor and figured, “sure, why the hell not?”

So, I’m quickly posting some tidbits here as Mike and I await .. beers and wings? SHh, don’t tell the husband! *winks at husband who will read this as soon as it is published*

  1. I have an elephant under my desk that worships my feet.
  2.  Glitterwands come in different sizes and are useful in many ways .. all innocent I assure you.
  3. I love dark chocolate.
  4. Most of my furniture is made of wood and old….old…old!
  5. Diablo 3 is being released on May 15th and you will not see me for at LEAST a couple of weeks!
  6. I will be testing for my recommended black belt next month … if all goes as planned!
  7. I had originally planned to take 4 college classes this summer…Screw that.  I may take one … if they’re lucky.
  8. I love the beach … the ocean .. hate the damn sand…it gets everywhere!
  9. I love to cook … anything with red sauce, jalapeno or dark chocolate totally rocks my world.
  10. There are too many remotes in this house and never enough batteries.
  11. I type approximately 125 wpm.
  12. My favorite indoor artificial scent is lavender .. my favorite natural scene is garlic!
  13. I currently hold an A in my computer class … and have yet to take the final…which would only push me above a grade of 100.
  14. I have a reoccurring nightmare since childhood of Freddie Krueger chasing me through my grandparent’s property at dark .. he never caught me.. I never saw him.
  15. The movie 8mm is brilliant and one of my all time ‘holy shit’ favorites.
  16. I write with my right hand, and I do almost everything else with my left hand.
  17. Places I’d love to go: Germany and Outer space!
  18. I love to crochet!  It’s a great way to tune out the world and provides a mindful concentrative stress reliever as it takes steps and counting 🙂
  19. I can’t count worth a shit and will usually lose count after 20 … thus making me start all over again.
  20. I love to write about things that the “normal” person would consider abhorrent .. the sicker the better.

Hasta la vista baby!  Beer and wing time!!