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I wrote this in November 2012 🙂

Hello there my lovelies ..

It’s that time again!  I’m caught up on school work and have found time to make a quick and fun post!

Twenty Things I Believe In …

1. People shouldn’t smoke around kids
2. Assholes should slow down in school zones
3. Women should never fake orgasms
4. A Lie is a Lie is a Lie …
5. Texting while driving is moronic
6. It’s never too early for beer
7. Erotica books are a basic survival tool for relationships
8. Divorces suck no matter the amount of civility
9. Naps rock
10. Gilligan was right …
11. One friend rocks .. Two friends are iffy .. Three friends you’re screwed
12. Never discuss religion or politics at the dinner table
13. Pizza is the most important food group .. coupled with ranch of course
14. Smiling at a stranger changes someone’s day
15. Always smile and say thank you when a man calls you beautiful
16. Laundry day is a way to find money
17. Telemarketers are evil
18. Cheerleader moms are … *cringe*
19. Winning is important … But not as important as fun and friendship
20. An orgasm a day keeps the twitch away!

Wear pretty panties! Feel sexy! Have a great day!
~tilly