Bear with me ..
WARNING! Explicit Sexual Content!
"Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs." - Patricia Briggs, Iron Kissed
"The only way to have eternal love is to never let your heart forget what it's like to live without it." - Sherrilyn Kenyon, Night Play
"You just pounded yourself into me with all the finesse of a sweaty celibate breaking fast with a rented sex droid." - J.D. Robb, Rapture in Death
"Promise you'll scream for me tonight." - Madeleine Urban, Divide and Conquer
"You are a manipulator.
I like to think of myself more as an outcome engineer." - J.R. Ward, Lover Eternal
"If you buy chocolate with loose change, the calories don't count." - Janet Evanovich, Ten Big Ones
"Get busy living or get busy dying." - Stephen King, Different Seasons
"People talk of sorrow as if it is soft, a thing of water and tears. But true sorrow is not soft. True sorrow is a thing of fire, and rock. It burns your heart, crushes your soul under the weight of mountains. It destroys, and even if you keep breathing, keep going, you die." - Laurell K. Hamilton, Blood Noir
"When God ignores you, the devil starts looking good." - Laurell K. Hamilton, Flirt
"The pessimist says, 'It can't get any worse!' And the optimist replies, 'Oh yes it can!" - Madeleine Urban, Fish and Chips
To be continued after lunch ...