Connor can’t help himself. He sits around and watches his best friends falling in love and becoming whipped by the women in his life. His sister and her friends.
He doesn’t understand what the big deal is and couldn’t possibly fathom how they could have fallen so hard.
Working in security, Connor is forced (heheh) by his father, Pop, to work as a bodyguard to a pop diva, Lyrics. She has a super psycho stalker threatening her and everyone is scrambling to keep her protected. Can you just imagine some bee bopping high-pitched, tight pants, swinging ass singer arguing with Connor? HILARIOUS!
There was no way he could do this. Everything about the woman got on his last nerve, and he hadn’t even met her yet.
Lyric is your typical pop singer. I’m shaking my head even thinking about it. Just a quick copy of text below will explain her completely. She found a cop on the side of the road and this is what she says to him:
“Yes. You see, I have this crazy person stalking me and I had to hot-wire my BMW because the guy who’s supposed to be my security was being a dick and he has they keys, but I don’t want to be driving around by myself or go back to my hotel room in case the crazy stalker is waiting to kidnap me or make me his sex slave or whatever it is that crazy stalkers do. So I’d really appreciate it if you could follow me back to my hotel.”
A funny conversation between Connor and Lyrics when they first met:
A small smile curved the corners of her mouth upward. “I won’t lie to you. I’m used to doing things my way.”
“We don’t have to get along for this to work, but you have to listen to what I tell you. Every word. And you have to follow directions.”
She made a rude noise under her breath. “Just stay out of my way as much as possible.”
She glanced sideways and appraised him with a seeking stare. “I think I like that you’re not kissing my ass.”
“It’s not your ass I want to kiss.”
And I just can’t help myself! .. The conversation below had me in hysterics:
“And it’s not like a guy gets a girl pregnant by himself. There’s definitely some cooperation on the egg’s part.”
“Oh huh-uh. The boy sperm chases down the girl egg and throws himself on her.”
“More like the girl egg crooks her finger and then when the poor unsuspecting sperm comes near, she sucks him in.”
All in all, a super funny book that is filled with vanilla lustful sexy scenes.
I recommend this book to ADULTS ONLY. This is a pretty direct and “normal” erotica so if you’re interested, please by all means read the series from the beginning. Sweet Surrender is the first book of the Sweet series.
Line of the book:
Fuck a goddamn duck.